Muffin’s Fun! #14

Hi, hi to everyone! I hope you having nice first day of week, or second day of week, or whatever other day you want to call it. See? I find solution to problem of which day is really first day of week. My human like it too because his feet not sore today. So far. But day not quite half over yet, so still lots of time to get sore feet. Tomorrow start big fun time with no water. My human say it not going to be fun. I tell him just make sure I have water to drink and he will be fine. He not understand. Sigh. Here is funnies for today…

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My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company. One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to that household.

One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he said, “Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control Company. Your wife phoned us.”

There was a long silence, and then my husband heard the man on the other end say, “Honey, it’s for you. Someone wants to talk to you about your relatives.”

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After leaving the racetrack, Joe bumped into his old friend Jon on the bus.

“Say,” Jon said, “How’s it going?”

“Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me, what’s today’s date?”

“July seventh.”

“Right. The seventh day, of the seventh month. I go to the track at seven minutes past seven. My son is seven years old today, and we live at number seven, Seventh Avenue.”

“Let me guess,” Jon interrupted. “You put everything you had on the seventh horse in the seventh race.”

“Right.”

“And he won!” Jon sighed.

“No. He came in seventh.”

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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While out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, I got a little wistful.

“In ten years,” I began, “you’ll want to be with your friends and you won’t go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now.”

Carolyn shrugged, “That’s okay, because in ten years you’ll be too old to do all those things anyway.”

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Well, that all for today everyone! Have nice day! 

Muffin. 

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