Muffin’s Fun! #15

Hi to all of you!😺 It middle of week again already so it time for more fun time with funnies that are fun! My human is so much fun, he treat me so nice, always make me laugh, give me lots of food to eat and…HEY, you step in my food dish again! CHOMP! (AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Bandages, bandages!) Yep, he so nice, he play with me and get me new toys and…HEY, that my tail you just step on! CHOMP! (AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Bandages, bandages!) Yep, he just such nice human to me. That why I try to help keep him active so he not sit so much. Time for exercise while you read funnies for today, CHOMP! (AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!😱 Come back here!🤨 Wheeeeee!😹🐈)…

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While a woman was out of town, a neighbor came to borrow a fancy pie pan.  Of course the woman’s husband was happy to lend it to her.

The pie pan was returned a few days later filled with an apple pie. 

When the woman asked her husband where the pie came from, he told her about the loan and explained: “Our neighbor said she never returns something without filling it up.”

“Good!” the woman replied. “You should let her borrow our checkbook.”

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My goal is to have $50,000 by the end of February. I already got $3.03.

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A high school student stared thoughtfully at the second question on his exam, which read, “State the number of tons of coal shipped out of America in any given year.”

Suddenly, his brow cleared, and he wrote, “1492: None.”

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Nothing tops a plain pizza!

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A dentist was about to leave his office with his golf bag on his shoulder, when the phone rang.

“Doctor,” the caller said, “I have a terrible toothache. Can I stop by your office in a few minutes?”

“Sorry,” replied the dentist, “but I have a previous appointment to fill eighteen cavities this afternoon.”

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That all for today everyone, but I be back on Friday with some goodies to share with you! Have nice Wednesday! 

Muffin.😻 

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