Muffin’s Fun! #16

Hi and happy Friday to everyone!😺 Well, it last day of week, except there still one more day left of week, or even 2 days left of week in some places. It just too confusion for this cat. Human people sometimes very hard to understand. Everyone should be cat people, we very easy to understand. Although my human have trouble understanding basic cat “meow”. He keep mixing it up with “mew”. But “mew” is what kittens speak and “meow” is what adult cats speak. Not sure why he keep getting mixed up. But then, he have trouble with human speak too. He just kinda strange. But he fun to have around. hehehe!😹 Here is today’s funnies…

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Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”

Thirty minutes later the pilot announced: “One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry, we can fly just fine on two engines.”

An hour later the pilot announced: “One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don’t worry, we still have one engine left.”

The guy in seat 17A turned to me and said, “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”

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Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle. It’s a vicious cycle.

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Frog Parking Only: All others will be toad.

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A ship engine failed and no one could fix it, so they brought in a guy with 40 years experience. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine burst back into life.

The engine was fixed!

Seven days later the owners got his bill for $10,000.

“What?!” the owners said. “You hardly did anything. Send us an itemized bill.”

The reply simply said:
Tapping with a hammer: $2
Knowing where to tap: $9,998

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A fool and his money are never around when you need them.

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That is all for today everyone, I hope you all have very bestest weekend! 

Muffin.😻 

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