Muffin’s Fun! #20

Hi to all my nice readers on this Monday morning time!😺 I am here with more fun funny time to begin your week with again. Unless your week begin yesterday, then it too late and…MEOW! I not supposed to think about that one anymore! It too complicating! My human and me already talk about it again today. He now busy with bandages. I think he need to buy more today when he go shopping. He should just buy the super duper, whooper whopper extra huge economy size pack that have 50,000 bandages. Then only have to buy once a year.😹 Oh well. Here is today funny times…

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For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.

“Oh, I’ve done all the talking, and I’m so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me…what do you think of my grandchildren?”

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Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time.

I explained that her tardiness was unacceptable and that other employees had noticed that she was walking in late every day. After listening to my complaints, she agreed that this was a problem and even offered a solution.

“Is there another door I could use?”

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Adulting is a soup and I am a fork.

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A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner.

As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can’t help himself and eats one after another.

By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, “Mrs. Jones, I’m so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts.”

“That’s okay,” she says. “They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl.”

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On dating app: “Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.”

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That all for today everyone! I hope you all have very nice Monday!

Muffin.😻

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