Muffin’s Fun! #21

Hi, hi to everyone out there!😺 It me, Muffin, and I back again with some mid week fun funnies for you to enjoy! Or maybe not enjoy. But you get to read them anyway, and hopefully you get some giggles, chuckles or even big laughs! I tell my human it mid week time so need nice big laughing jokes to share today. So he find some for me. If they not big laughing jokes, let me know, then I go have “conversation” with my human. He not like “conversation” times. Me like them though. Especially when my human try to run away. Oh, that lots of fun!😹😬 Anyway, here is todays funnies…

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WHAT KIDS SAY;

In our home we tend to get the children to help out.  One day our youngest son came in to the living room and asked, “Does anyone want a cup of coffee?”  “Yes please!” we said, he replied, “What kind of coffee do you want? Capitated or decapitated?”

Cotter: I bonked my head again. It really hurt.
Dad: Isn’t that the third time?
Cotter: Yep.
Dad: Well, stop doing it.
Cotter: I can’t help it. My head is doing it all by itself.

“I don’t know *everything.* I just know all the good things.”

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Somebody gave me a flyer on anger management. I admit, I lost it.

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Three aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?”

“Sadness,” said the student.

“And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

“Elation,” she said.

“And you sir,” he said to the young man from Texas, “How about the opposite of woe?”

The Texan replied, “Sir, I believe that would be giddy up.”

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Trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder.

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Okay, that it for today, hope you all have very nice Wednesday! See you again on Friday!

Muffin.😽

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