Muffin’s Fun! #25

Hi everyone! Happy Friday to you! Also, Happy March to you too! I not sure why March is happy, but my human say it is so it must be happy. He better be right or he going to have sore legs again. He have better screams when I bite back of legs, so it more fun that way. Hehehe! But March not look different than February to me. Still cold, still cloudy, still snow on ground. Yet today is first day of spring my human say. I say calendar not agree. He say not matter, calendar is crazy. So I look up and he right, today first day of meteor with logical first day of spring. Human speak have weird words sometimes. Oh well, still look like winter to me. Here is funny for today, enjoy!

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A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?

Driver: I don’t have one.  I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI (Driving Under the Influence).

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?

Driver: It’s not my car.  I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That’s right.  But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir.  That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by more police cars, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure.  Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who’s car is this?

Driver: It’s mine, officer.  Here’s the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?  I was told you said there’s a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

The trunk was opened; no body.

Captain: I don’t understand it.  The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and 3 sizes smaller?

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That all for today everyone, hope you have very nicest weekend and I see you on Monday!

Muffin.

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