Muffin’s Fun! #30

Hi, hi to everyone out there!😺 Wow, it middle of week time day already, time really fly by so fast when having so much fun like my human and me do. I wake up in morning and have breakfast, then I have little nap waiting for my human who is very slow in morning and likes to walk into walls a lot in morning. Finally he have his breakfast and we have play time. Sometimes he forget this part so I bite legs. He jump around a lot and then chase me so we get morning exercise. Then have morning nap. Get up, stretch, have lunch, bite feet of my human, have more run time, have afternoon nap, get up for supper, my human trip over me, hit head on table and sit on floor doing human purring (he call it groaning).😹 No wonder time go by so fast. Here is funny for today…

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A married couple enjoyed their fishing boat, but it was always the husband who was behind the wheel. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency.

So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, “Honey, take the wheel… Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore and dock it.”

So she drove the boat to shore and docked it. Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room. She sat down next to her husband, picked up the newspaper, and said,

“Honey, go into the kitchen. Pretend I’m having a heart attack – cook dinner and wash the dishes.”

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A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

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One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about her son, a college student: “Why our son is so brilliant, every time we get an email from him we have to go to dictionary.com.”

“You’re lucky,” the neighbor said. “Every time we get an email from our son in college, we have to go to the bank.”

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I’ve found that growing up in the 60s was a lot more fun than being in my 60s.

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That all for today everyone, hope you have good week!

Muffin.😽

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