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Muffin’s Fun! #31
Hi ho everyone! Happy Friday to all of you! Actually, if my human get any later with my funny post it going to soon be Saturday instead of Friday. And he not able to use excuse that he sleep too late today. He actually up at 3:45am! But does he come and do my funnies post? Nope. What he do? He go downstairs and wash clothes instead! I not hardly could be believing it. I know he need to wash clothes, but first things first. So we have another discussion again. Sometimes I think he really enjoy our discussion times. Afterward he always jumps up and down for joy and runs around apartment real fast going “wowowowowow!” That a lot of wows! Well, here is funnies for today…
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Some people are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done.
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A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
“Don’t let it bother you,” said a strange but amused voice. “You folks need all the practice you can get.”
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I might wake up and go running. I also may wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
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A new child arrived at school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.
“Oh, you’re four,” said the teacher. “And when will you be 5?”
The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, “When I hold up the other finger.”
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That all for today everyone! I hope you all have a very nicest weekend time!
Muffin.
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Great ones today!
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Me thank you human Sheree! Hope you have very nice weekend!😺🌞
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You two too
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Thanking you! It snowing again today!😺🙀
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Oh no ⛄️
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Washing clothes at 3:45am it is very strange behaviour indeed dear Muffin! I think you need to have some more discussions with your human 😻😸 Thanks for the chuckles 😻😉
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Hehehe!😹 Yep, he is strange one indeed! He say laundry room too busy other times so he need to go early. I think he hit head too many times!😹
Glad you like chuckles human Ribana!!😺😽
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🤣🤣🤣
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Me very happy you like chuckles human Rossana!😹 Have very nice Sunday!😺🌞
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So, Muffin, if you’re going to complain about when your human is late with your funnies, why don’t you do them yourself⁉️Oh, that’s right, no opposable thumbs. Tough evolutionary choice, huh?
😂😂😂
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My human not let me do my own post, he say my nails scratch up keys on keyboard. I not know what he mean, there not even one key on keyboard. Human language is very strange.😹😹
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