Muffin’s Fun! #35

Hey, hey everyone!😺🌞 It me, Muffin! I come back again to give you lots of laughs and funnies and groanies and even more maybe. I so tired today. I wore myself out trying to wake up my human at 3am this morning so he could feed me and play with me. Finally he turn over and mumble something and drag himself out of bed. He walk into door trying to get out of bedroom, then he walk into wall in hallway, then he fall against door of closet, then he kick chair leg. That woke him up faster. He get my breakfast and I start munching and what he do? He go back to bed without playtime! Sigh. Oh well, here is funnies for today…

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SAYINGS WE’D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS

~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

~ Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

~ We put the “k” in “kwality.”

~ Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

~ Hang in there–retirement is only thirty years away!

~ A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

~ Indecision is the key to flexibility.

~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.

~ You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.

~ Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.

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It’s been a strange day! First, I found a hat full of money on the sidewalk. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.

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A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that can cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The farmer is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY!

The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what’s wrong, and the farmer says, “What’s that noise?”

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That all for today everyone! Now it back to my nap. Have great day!

Muffin.😻

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