Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Fun! #36
Hi and Meow to all my friends and readers!😺 I hope you having a wonderful day so far today on this Wednesday day. It still cold, windy, cloudy and snowing here. My human say it not much snow, but it make everything look white outside anyway. But he also say it going to get warmer by Friday and start melting this little bit of snow. I hope that mean that spring time is coming finally. Then maybe we can go outside on balcony room again. It kinda scary out there, but kinda fun too, I just need to stay away from edge, it very long way down!🙀 Not like that part. My human not like that part too. Oh well, here is funnies for today everyone…
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An auto mechanic received a repair order: “Check for clunking sound when going around corners.”
Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a ‘clunk.’ He then made a left turn and again heard a ‘clunk.’ Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem.
He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: “Removed bowling ball from trunk.”
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If money talks, my wallet is whispering.
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A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire-truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Johnny, how many times have you seen a red duck?”
Little Johnny replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”
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Paid for a limousine and the driver never showed up. I paid all that money and got nothing to chauffeur it.
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I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
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There we have it for today everyone. I hope you have very nice day and Meow to everyone!😻
Muffin.😽
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Muffin is such a mood 😍 💕 lucky for you your wallet only whispers… mine screams at me each time I go book shopping 🤣
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hehehe!😹 My human need screaming wallet!😲 Have nicest day human Jessica!😻
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Haha now the idea is planted in my head haha
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hehehehe!😹😹
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Great selection today Muffin
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Oh, me thanking you very much human Sheree! Have nicest day!😻
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Muffin, tell your human to put protective mesh, wire or blocks of some kind on that deck. It does sound a long way down and I would miss your funnies.😂🤠
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hehe!😹 yep, there already is security netting on deck place, but still look scary to me!🙀
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Me glad you get some laughs human Rossana!😹 Have nicest day!😻
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Thanks Muffin I needed the smile 🤣😎🙃
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Me thanking you for reading my funnies!😹 Have nice weekend time!😺
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Those puns are uproarious, Muffin ! 😂🤣 And I relate too well to the whispering wallet one 😆
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Me thanking you so much! My human is relative with same kind of wallet me thinks!😹 Have very nicest day to you!😺
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