Muffin’s Fun! #40

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant only for humor and should not be taken as serious. Thanks.

Hi, hi everyone!😺 I so happy to see all of you again today! And it Friday day! So, for all of you who really enjoy Friday then, Happy Friday to you! For me it all the same, I not care what day it is. It is a day. I eat. I sleep. I bite feet. So it good day. If you not like certain day, maybe try my way to make it fun day. I like biting feet part best. No, wait, I like eating part best. No, wait, I like sleeping part…no, wait, biting feet definitely…um…wait, sleeping is definitely the best…uh…no, that not it, it must be eating is best part and, and… sigh, maybe just say all parts are best parts in their part for part of the day. I think. Oh well, maybe we just get going with funnies for today…

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Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald.

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Heard a rumor about peanut butter but I don’t want to spread it.

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I have a million-dollar figure — but it’s all loose change.

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Two businessmen walk into a diner in the countryside. They have decided to stop there for lunch, so without ordering anything they sit down, take out sandwiches from their bags and begin to eat them.

The waiter sees this and says to them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

So the businessmen look at each other, shrug, and swap sandwiches.

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I keep adjusting the brightness control on my TV but it’s still as stupid as ever.

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Caller: “There’s something wrong with my password. Whenever I type it, it just shows stars.”

Help Desk: “Those asterisks are to protect you. If someone is standing behind you, they can’t read your password.”

Caller: “Yeah, but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”

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A sure way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

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I was in a long line at 7:45 am at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again, but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, “If you people don’t let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in to shop.”

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That all for today everyone! Hope you all have nicest weekend, see you on Monday!

Muffin. 😽

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