Muffin’s Fun! #41

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant to be for humor purposes only and is not intended to taken seriously. Thank you.

Hey everyone of my faithful followers!😺 I back again with more funnies for you to enjoy. Happy Monday to all of you too and Happy Meownday to my cat readers too! Wow, that weekend time go by so fast, got lots of important sleeping done and time just fly by. I did help my human with his exercises though, otherwise he sometimes forget to do them. Sometimes like every day. So now and then I get up and bite foot or back of leg and then we race all around the apartment until he run into wall or door or table or something. Then he sit down doing human purring which always sound so cute. Oh well, we all have our jobs to do.😹 Here is funnies for today…

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Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

“I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.”

“Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second.

“You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way…’Take a clean dish and…”

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Why are aliens always portrayed as evil in movies? How do we know that there isn’t an alien out there just waiting to share the recipe for “The Universe’s Best Waffle Mix?”

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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

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Judy was having trouble with her computer at work so she called Joe, the company’s computer guy, over to her desk.

Joe clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem quickly.  

As he was walking away, Judy called after him, “So, what was wrong?” 

And he replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”

A puzzled expression ran over Judy’s face, “An ID ten T error? What’s that…in case I need to fix it again?”

He gave her a grin, “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”

“No,” replied Judy.

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”

So she did… I D 1 0 T

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A young doctor was just setting up his first office.

His secretary told him there was a man to see him. The doctor wanted to make the man think that he was successful and very busy. So he told his secretary to show the man in and at that moment he picked up his phone and pretended to be having a conversation with a patient.

The man waited patiently until the “conversation” was completed.

Once he hung up, the doctor asked, “Can I help you?”

To which the man replied “No, I’m just here to connect your telephone.”

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Well, that it for today, I hope you all have very nice Monday day!

Muffin.😽

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