Muffin’s Fun! #46

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant to be for humor only and is not intended to be taken seriously. Thank you.

Hi to all my human people readers!😺 Meow,meow to all my cat people readers!😻 It nice to see all of you again! Happy Friday time to everyone too! Wow, my human was up early this morning, at 2:30 early! Even I still asleep at that time. He say that it was accident that he get up so early. But I not hear any crash, so how it can be accident? It was laundry day today so he usually get up early but today is very early for getting up. Me even still tired at that point in morning. Whooo boy! Now he keep falling asleep and making lots printing mistakes. Might need to have discussion again if he make mistakes on my post. Anyway, here is funnies for today…

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A little boy took his dog on a “take your pet to school” day. There were prizes for the smallest, the prettiest, the cutest, and the smartest pet.

Determined that his dog win a prize, the boy put his pet through a whole series of tricks. Finally the boy turned to the dog and asked, “Mindy, how much is two plus two minus four?”

The dog sat quietly, making no sound, remaining still and silent.

“Right!” exclaimed the boy. His dog won first prize.

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The first person to hear a parrot talk was probably not okay for a few days.

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An emergency call: “Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!”

Operator: “Where?”

Caller: “No, a regular one!”

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The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up, or is there a number to call?

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Two friends were camping.  One went for a walk and limped back into camp, bruised and bleeding.

“What happened?” asked the other camper.

“I was chased by a black snake!”

“Why did you run??  A black snake isn’t poisonous.”

“If he can make you jump off a twenty-foot embankment, he doesn’t need to be.”

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Life is short. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I will.

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That all for today everyone! I hope you all have great weekend time!

Muffin. 😽

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