Muffin’s Fun! #48

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant to be for humor only and is not intended to be taken seriously. Thank you.

Hi, hi to everyone out there! And a big meow to all my cat readers too! Oh my, it such nice morning, sun is shining so bemeowtifully! I love the sunshine days because it mean that I have sunshine spots to sleep in and that is so much fun! I love to sleep in sunshine, keep me nice and warm. We supposed to have fire alarm drill again today, they do that so often and it hurt my ears so much. We cats have delicate ears and high pitched whistle sound is very hard on us cats. It supposed to start around 11am, but it past that now, so maybe they change mind. That okay with me. Anyway, here is funnies for you to enjoy…

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A father decided it was time to have “the talk” with his ten-year-old son.  Sitting the boy down, he thought it best to first find out what his son might already know. So he asked his son if he knew about “the birds and the bees”.

“I don’t want to know,” his son replied, bursting into tears. “Promise you won’t tell me.  Please!”

Confused by this reaction, the father asked his son what was wrong. 

“Oh dad”, the boy replied, in between sobs, “when I was six, I got the ‘there’s no Santa’ speech. At seven I got the ‘there’s no Easter bunny’ speech.  When I was eight, you hit me with ‘there’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech. If you are going to tell me now there’s no such things as birds and bees I don’t know what I will do!”

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If a tree falls in a forest and no one’s there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.

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Dogs are animals that poop in public and you are supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you have got to ask yourself, “who is the real master in this relationship?”

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, “the target”.

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

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If at first you do not succeed… so much for skydiving.

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Education is learning what you did not even know you did not know.

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Well, that all for today everyone, I hope you all have wonderful Wednesday!

Muffin.

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