Muffin’s Fun! #49

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant for humor purposes only and is not intended to be taken seriously. Thank you.

Hi to everyone on bemeowtiful morning! Meow to all my cat friends too! It nice sunshiny morning, but very, very windy. Cats not like windy days. Wind make it hard to hear and cats like to hear what is around them. So this good day to stay inside where there is no wind. It early day today, my human decide to get up at 3:08am! That crazy time to get up, I still sleeping. But he go do laundry real early and beat the rush.

I ask how big is rush. He say sometimes two or three people ahead of him if he go later. I look at him. Two people is rush? He say is only 3 machines. Three people, three machines, so what is problem. He say one people want to use three machines. I say kick one people out, or bite leg, make one people run away with screams. Then lots machines for other two people. Simple solution. He not like idea. Very strange. Here is funnies for Friday…

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DEFINITION OF OUTDOOR BARBECUING The man volunteers to barbeque dinner so his wife can relax. The following chain of events is put into motion.

1) The woman goes to the store. 

2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a cold beverage. 

4) The man places the meat on the grill. 

5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. 

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. 

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 

8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. 

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 

10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” The man discovers it was not the right thing to ask.

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When people check behind shower curtains for murderers, what’s the plan if they find one?

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Forgot to get to the gym today, that makes 8 years in a row now.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Sign at the beach… Please dress for the body you have, not the body you wish you had. Thank you.

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That all for today everyone, thank you for reading, have nicest weekend time to you!

Muffin.

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