Muffin’s Fun! #52

Hi ho everyone! I back again though a bit late because my human got up too early this morning. I know, that mean he get this out early then, right? Not right. He up early, go do laundry, come back to apart men tent, have breaky, give me breaky and we both sleep. He not remembering what we supposing to do. So I late. Because my human get up too early this morning. There, I explain. Of course me have to do some extra work to get this out even at all. Like chase my human all over apart men tent trying to catch him so I can bite back of leg. He fast this morning. Probabobly why we both so tired and fall asleep and miss timing. Sigh. Here is funnies today…

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MORE CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS! (these really real)

~ At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

~ Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

~ Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

~ For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

~ During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

~ Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

~ Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

~ Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm.–prayer and medication to follow.

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You can learn many things from children…like how much patience you have.

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Please do not eat in the library, the ants will get in and learn to read and get too smart. Knowledge is power, but power corrupts, so they will turn evil and take over the world.

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That all for today, have very nice weekend time to all of you!

Muffin.

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