Muffin’s Fun! #58

Hi to everyone out there in blogging land! And a big Meow to all my cat readers too! Yesterday such nice, sunny day. But also very windy. Cats not like wind. Make it too hard to hear and cats need to hear what goes on around them. Dangerous when not can hear. But it safe on balcony room. Balcony room actually outside. Yesterday something happen to me, but I going to let my human tell about that one. Just when I promise not to bite his legs for one whole week, then he do something like he did yesterday. So, I just had to bite leg. Have to be consistent when training humans or they forget too easy. Sigh. Me think my human is extra slow learner type. Oh well. Here is funnies for today…

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MORE CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

~ Thank you dead friends for attending the funeral today.

~ Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

~ We are willing to help persons who are shut-in during bath weather.

~ The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working…

~ Don’t forget that elections for Dead Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month’s business meeting.

~ Janet Smith has volunteered to strip, and then refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.

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A tree’s way of getting even is a paper cut.

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~ A man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!” The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

~ Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

~ A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”

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Some people are like clouds. Once they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

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Well, that is all for today, I hope you having nice Monday day!

Muffin.

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