Muffin’s Fun! #61

Hi out there to everyone who is out there from me who is in here but wants to be out there but my human want to eat in here and not want to be out there even though it nice day out there but still he want to be in here instead of being out there and I want to be out there because it nice out there and all of you are out there somewhere but not in here somewhere so I want to be out there somewhere too and maybe I see you out there since I not see you in here and my human say you are out there somewhere so i want to be out there too because I want to meet you out there so I want to be out there while it still nice and warm out there like it is today out there so I go bite leg in here so we can go out there. Oh well, here is funny for today…

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WHAT IS A CAT? (According to a man)

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.

When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.

They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

CONCLUSION: They are tiny women in fur coats.

WHAT IS A DOG? (According to a woman)

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don’t hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

CONCLUSION: They are little men in fur coats.

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Most people don’t think I’m old until they hear me stand up.

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KID QUOTES

“Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals.” – Donna Maria G, age 9

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.” – Rob P, age 8

If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it.” – Steven B, age 8

“Doctors automatically know what’s wrong with you. They have a sick sense.” – Beau M., age 10

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That all for today everyone, have happy mid week day!

Muffin.

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