For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi to everyone out there!😻 Oh my, oh my! I so very late today, it now June, no longer May, I sleep too late, what can I say, I bite a toe, that fix my day!! Hehehehe!😹😹 How you like my poem? My human write poem, he going to show later. So I decide to write one too.😼 Now time to get right into funnies for today…
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A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Professionally employed?” he asked.
“We’re a military family,” the wife answered.
“Children?”
“Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve,” she answered proudly.
“Animals?”
“Oh, no,” she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved.”
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A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, “Well, I can tell you one thing…there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
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I had a job offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the interview on business class.
During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an airsickness courtesy bag.
After the plane landed, I got up to leave and a flight attendant approached me if and asked if I wanted her to dispose of the bag.
I said, “No thanks, I’m saving it for my kids.”
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The seven-year-old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor.
“Oh dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?”
“Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”
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Why must I prove I am me when I call to pay my bill? Do strangers call to pay my bills? If so, why don’t you let them?
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That all for today, have very nice Monday!
Muffin.😽
©2024 Muffin McLeod.
Good ones, Muffin, and I enjoyed your poem. 😹
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Me thanking you so much!😹 Glad you like poem!😻
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You’re welcome, Muffin.
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Me glad you enjoy funnies again today human Sheree!😹😺
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You did it again, Muffin! 😂
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Me so happy you enjoy funnies today!😹😺
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