Muffin’s Fun! #63

Hi to everyone out there!😻 Oh my, oh my! I so very late today, it now June, no longer May, I sleep too late, what can I say, I bite a toe, that fix my day!! Hehehehe!😹😹 How you like my poem? My human write poem, he going to show later. So I decide to write one too.😼 Now time to get right into funnies for today…

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A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Professionally employed?” he asked.

“We’re a military family,” the wife answered.

“Children?”

“Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve,” she answered proudly.

“Animals?”

“Oh, no,” she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved.”

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A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.

She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, “Well, I can tell you one thing…there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”

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I had a job offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the interview on business class.

During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an airsickness courtesy bag.

After the plane landed, I got up to leave and a flight attendant approached me if and asked if I wanted her to dispose of the bag.

I said, “No thanks, I’m saving it for my kids.”

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The seven-year-old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor.

“Oh dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?”

“Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”

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Why must I prove I am me when I call to pay my bill? Do strangers call to pay my bills? If so, why don’t you let them?

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That all for today, have very nice Monday!

Muffin.😽

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