Muffin’s Fun! #64

Hi, hi to everyone out there in blogging land!😺 I not sure where that is, so, I ask my human. That was big mistake. He say it far away and yet it right here in laptop. I ask how it can be in laptop? I look all around laptop. It much to small to fit all you people inside. He say it work. I say no, not work. He then say, remember how some people have Sunday as first day of week and some have Monday as first day of week? I remember that. He say, same difference. That when my ears go straight up and I tell my human that he not going to enjoy how this day will end.😼 Now, on to funnies…

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A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. Dad takes out his cell phone and dials a number at random.

When the phone is answered he asks, “Can I speak to Roger, please?”

“No! There’s no one called Roger here.”

The person hangs up.

“That’s irritation,” says the dad.

He picks up the phone again, dials the same number and asks for Roger a second time. “No, there’s no one here called Roger. Go away. Don’t call again.”

“That’s aggravation,” says Dad.

“Then what’s frustration?” asks his son.

The father picks up his phone and dials a third time: “Hello, this is Roger. Have I received any phone calls?”

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She: “Do I look fat?”
He: “…do I look stupid?”

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Never laugh at your spouse’s choices. You are one of them.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Well, that all for today everyone, time to have discussion with my human. Have very nice day!

Muffin. 😽🌞

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