Muffin’s Fun! #65

Hi to all my readers in blogging land!😺 Meow,meow to all my readers in cat land!😻 Oh, it really bemeowtiful day today! There is lots blue sky and sunshine. Maybe later I get to sleep in patch of sunshine too. I like that, it best way for napping. Should always nap in sunshine if possible. Make you feel real good. One time I enjoying nice nap in patch of sunshine and my human start to do some work and he put something right in front of my sunshine. Suddenly I feel cold and look and I no longer in sunshine because my human block it with board. He not like how that day ended. So, always remember, napping in sunshine feel good. Disturbing someone napping in sunshine make you not feel good. My human learn good lesson.😼😹😬 Now, here is funny…

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The young couple invited their elderly neighbor for Sunday dinner.  While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the neighbor asked their son what they were having.

“Goat,” the little boy replied.

“Goat?” replied the startled man, “Are you sure about that?”

“Yep,” said the youngster.  “I heard Dad say to Mom, ‘Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'”

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I will no longer be “growing old,” I’ll be “going for a high score.” Who’s with me?

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Little Johnny’s teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future. Laurie says she wants to be a doctor.

Karen says she wanted to be a police officer and Susie says she wanted to be a rich and famous actress and model.

When the teacher asked Johnny what he wanted to do, he said, “I want to marry Susie.”

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Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.

“I’m so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he’s been promising to do!”

His grandmother was curious. “What trick is that, sweetie?”

The little guy smiled at her, “I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!”

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If I’m counting right, it’s been ‘one of those days’ for three years now.

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That all for today, have very nicest weekend time to all of you!

Muffin. 😽

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