Muffin’s Fun! #67

Hi ho everyone!😺 I back again with more fun funnies for my friends! It nice sunny morning. It cloudy cool morning. It nice sunny morning. It cloudy cool morning. It nice sunny morning. Sigh. Morning not can decide what to do. It change mind very fast and lots today. Right now it sunny again and look maybe like it might stay that way. Maybe. I want to go on balcony today so it need to be sunny and warm. Yesterday it cloudy and cool and windy and rainy. Not nice balcony weather.

Balcony is outside room. It nice place to lie in the sun. Not much else to do out there except to look at top of people’s heads. Not very interesting. Can watch little cars go by. One man wear hat but wind blow hat off head so he have to chase hat. He run fast but hat in lead then make quick turn onto street and car run over hat. Man then catch hat, but hat flat now. He throw hat on ground, then pick up and try to make hat not flat and put back on head. Human people funny sometimes.😹 Here is funnies…

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A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?”

Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” 

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I find a smooth one, can I play with him?”

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The difference between in-laws and outlaws is that at least outlaws are wanted.

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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.”

The pastor spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?”  

She replied, “I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.”

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Just saw on the news where the world champion tongue-twister was arrested. I hope they give the guy a tough sentence.

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“I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin,” the mother said. “Where is he?”

“Well,” her son replied thoughtfully, “if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he’s out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he’s out swimming.”

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I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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That all for today, I hope you all have very nice day!

Muffin.😽

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