Muffin’s Fun! #69

Hi everyone!😺 Meow to meowy! Oh my, me late terrible today. That what happen when my human not sleep at night. We up at 3am this morning and then my human fall asleep when he sit behind computer box. Very strange thing to do. But he always like to do strange things anyway. I think maybe he pretend so he not have to help me with typing part. I not much good with typing part. Anyway, here is funnies for today…

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Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Smith into his office for a sit-down.

“You know, Smith,” he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium.”

“Wow, sir. I guess you’re right,” Smith answered. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t think she’s faking it, do you?”

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I’ve got stained glass windows in our house. Stupid pigeons.

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The inventor of the doorbell did not own a dog.

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Microchips: What’s left at the bottom of the bag.

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Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.

Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.

When asked to explain, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”

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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”

Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair.”

Little Johnny is relieved, “Okay, Mrs Roberts, good to know. By the way, I didn’t do my homework last night.”

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Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers? It’s called On & On Anon.

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That all for today everyone! Hope you have good start to your week!

Muffin. 😽

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