Muffin’s Fun! #78

Meow everyone!😻 I back again with more fun funnies for you to enjoy! If you not enjoy them, don’t tell me, I get hurt easily and when I get hurt I pout and stomp around the apartment until I find a nice leg to bite and then I bite the back of that leg and my human goes wacky jumping all around the room pulling out his hair which seems kind of odd since I not bite his head I bite his leg so why he pull out hair or just hold head like sometimes he do and he goes AAAAAA, oooooooo, AA, oo, AoAoAo while he jumping all around the room and I never can understand how that supposed to make leg feel better so me think that maybe next time I should bite ear and then maybe he rub leg or foot so maybe it worth try but me think that my human just kinda strange type guy but he is fun and I like him.😹 So, here is funnies…

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MY JOB HISTORY

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it…mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory – I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So, then I retired…and found out I was perfect for the job!

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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free.  It means I am literally doing nothing.

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When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

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That all for today everyone, have very nice Monday!

Muffin. 😽

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