Muffin’s Fun! #80

Hi hi everyone!😺 It Friday and you know what that mean! It mean I back again with more fun funnies for Friday! It been hot here for few days. Apartment now hot too. Very hot. My human not think so that it hot, but it is hot. My human having fun this week. He not think it fun but he sure spend lots time doing something, so must be fun. He lose his blog. All of it.🙀 Nothing left so have to start all over again. Except it still there for people to read. Just not for my human. It gone for him. And he not able to leave comments or do like button thing on others blogs. He spend lots time trying to sort it out. Lots more to it than what I say, it too much for me to understand. My human say same thing for himself. Oh well, here is funnies for today…

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A young man drove his scooter in to a gas station and dismounted.

“I’ll need about a pint of gas,” he said to the attendant, “and a few ounces of oil for the motor.”

“Certainly, sir,” the attendant said, “And would you also like me to cough into your tires?”

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The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook. Ever.

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Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give her away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what it was that she handed to her father. He felt the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. Therefore, he announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life.”

Then he raised his hand with what his daughter had given him and continued, “My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.”

The whole audience, including the minister, started laughing.

For some strange reason, the poor groom did not…

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I use an extra sensitive toothpaste. It doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.

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Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting the weather for the TV news program.

He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he’d been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year. That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired.

He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job. One blank on the job application called for the reason for leaving his previous position.

Hopkins wrote, “The climate didn’t agree with me.”

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I used to run a dating agency for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

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That all for today everyone, have very nice Friday and weekend time!

Muffin. 😽

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