Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Fun! #82
Hi everyone!😺 I finally back again! Whew, what a time we have getting blog fixed so we can publish posts again. It wear me out just watching my human pull his hair out like that. But I guess that hair was getting lonely anyway. hehehe!😹 Then yesterday different technical problems happen so we not able to publish posts again too. Whew. We having not so fun time around here with so many problems happening. I hope things back to working okay today, guess we finding out. Here are today’s funnies for you…
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PUNS ‘R US, part 1
~ A good pun is its own reword.
~ A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
~ A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
~ Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
~ I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
~ Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
~ A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
~ Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
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I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.
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The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:
This “Fire Help.” Me Groog.
Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
You have flint and stone?
Ugh.
You hit them together?
Ugh.
What happen?
Fire not work.
(sigh) Make spark?
No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
*sigh* You change rock?
I change nothing.
You sure?
Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn’t keep Lorto from make fire.
*Grabs club and goes to Lorto’s cave*
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That all for today, have nice Monday!
Muffin. 😽
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Me so glad you like funnies human Dusty Boots!😹😺
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It’s always nice to have someone make you smile and laugh!😉🤠
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Yep, that why I look at my human, specially first thing in the morning. 😹
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Ohhhh…. I’ll bet that one hair get’s pretty kinky first thing in the morning…😂👨🏻🦲
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Yep, sometimes look like lightning, quite shocking! Sometimes look like spring. Boing!😹
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That sounds fun to play with😹😹😂😂
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Yep, till he comb it flat again.😾
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Where did he fin a single tooth comb??😮 I’ve been looking everywhere!!😂😂😂😹😹😉
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He make one, cut tooths out of normal comb!😹😹
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Welcome back 🙂
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Me thank you so much human Michael!😺
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You’re welcome.
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Good to have you back 😆
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Me thank you very much human Sheree!😻
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😎
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All funny, Muffin….but this favorite “Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.”
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Me so happy you like funnies! My human say that his favorite one because it just like him!😹😹
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LOL
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