Muffin’s Fun! #85

Hi to all my readers, cats and humans!😻 It another nice day here for us, sunshine is shining, but it kinda smoky out there still. My human say lots of bad forest fires. I not know what that is, but it not sound good. Lots of people out with noisy machines cutting grass early this morning. Don’t they realize that us cats are sleeping? How we can sleep if it so noisy? So I bite my human. He jump up and down on one foot going AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! It so funny to watch him. He ask why I bite him. I say because noisy machines that cut grass keep me awake. So I need to do something.😹🙄 Oh, I not here yesterday because my human have technical problems. He not feel so good. Here is funnies for today…

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SOME PUNS FOR FUN

~ Without geometry, life is pointless.

~ When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.

~ Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

~ When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

~ A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

~ In democracy it’s your vote that counts.  In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

~ Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

~ When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

~ The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

~ A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

~ A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

~ The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.

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I’ve been counting calories for six months now. I don’t know about my figure, but my math is improving.

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I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.

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That all for today, I back again tomorrow, have very nice day!

Muffin. 😽

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