Muffin’s Fun! #90

Hi everyone!😻 I back finally! My human busy all morning today so not able to get my funnies out early. But that okay, I here now anyway. He go shopping this morning and buy me lots food. He say it on sale today. It not sold other days? He say it is, but today it on sale, other days it for sale. You still pay money for it? Naturally, he say, they not give away food at store, they sell food. Then why you not buy other days? Because today it on sale, he says. That enough for me and I bite back of leg with big chomp! He run real fast after that. It make me feel so good when I help him exercise. hehehe!😹 Here is funnies…

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PROOF YOU’RE AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER

~ Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?

~ Do you move your dinner partner’s glass away from the edge of the table?

~ Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?

~ Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?

~ Do you declare “no cuts” when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line?

~ Do you ask “Are you sure you did your best?” to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?

~ Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?

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Stock up and save. Limit one. (I really did see this sign once)

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Two Canada geese decided to fly south for the winter. A frog was sitting next to them as they decided this and he decided he wanted to go as well. The geese laughed and said “you’re just a frog- you can’t fly!” The frog knew that he didn’t want to stay in the cold, so he thought and thought and thought.

“I got an idea!” the frog said. He found a long stick. “You two hold this stick in your claws and I’ll hold on to the middle.”

“With what?” the geese asked. “Your little hands could never hold on to a stick!”

“With my mouth” said the frog, proud of his idea.

So the geese put the stick in their claws, the frog clamped on with his mouth and they began to fly south successfully.

A day or two later, a crowd of people looked up and saw the two geese flying overhead, holding a stick with a frog holding on in the middle with his mouth. Someone in the crowd exclaimed, “What a brilliant idea- I wonder who thought of that?”

The frog proudly exclaimed “I did!”

SPLAT!

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You know you’re a bad cook when your doctor instructs you to eat out more often.

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When somebody says “This is a silly, childish game” you can bet somebody else is winning.

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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Well, that all for today, have nice Monday day to everyone!

Muffin. 😽

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