Muffin’s Midweek Fun! #91

Hi, ho everyone!😻 I back again with more fun for you! Me and my human have big discussion. He say we change to just 2 days each week. I say leave alone. He say no, must change. I say no change, leave alone. So we compromise. We leave alone and have only little change. Wednesday be shorter funnies. Maybe. Sometimes. We see. He agree with me.😹 So, here is funny for today…

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A WEDDING FUNNY

The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing
could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce.

Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the
best-dressed mother of the bride EVER!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother,
Barbie, had purchased the same dress. She asked Barbie to exchange the
dress, but Barbie refused, “Absolutely not! I’m going to wear this dress.
I’ll look like a million bucks in it!”

Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, “Never mind, dear. I’ll
get another dress, after all it’s YOUR special day, not ours.”

Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for
lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, “What are you going to do with the first
dress? Maybe you should return it. You don’t have any place to wear it.”

Sheila grinned and replied, “Of course, I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the
rehearsal dinner.”

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Me hope you like funny for today. Have nice midweek day to everyone!

Muffin. 😽

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