Muffin’s Fun! #93

Hi, hi everyone!😺 Here I am with more fun funnies for your Monday morning um, afternoon! Sometimes me forget that human people have different times of day than we cat people. Oh well. It another nice day here but it starting to get cloudy. It also hazy, smoky again, it like that every day now because of forest fires burning up trees way up north from us. Me glad none are close by, that would be scary, scary for me.🙀 Anyway, here is funnies for today, I know you waiting for them…

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~ A man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!” The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

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~ Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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~ A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”

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I’m in a very dark place right now. Not emotionally, just hiding in the closet from my kids.

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If Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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If I like it, it’s mine.
If I can take it away from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a while ago, it’s mine.
If I say it is mine, it’s mine.
If I saw it first, it’s mine.
If you’re having fun with it, it’s definitely mine.
If you lay it down, it’s mine.
If it’s broken, it’s yours.

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Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.

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Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.

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That all for today everyone, have very nice week ahead!

Muffin. 😻

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