Muffin’s Friday Fun! #95

Posted on August 23, 2024 by

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Hi, hi everyone!😻 Happy Friday to you as well! Wow, week sure go by fast, barely had enough time to get all my napping done. And, I behind on foot and leg biting too, not good, not good at all. I have to do better next week, especially more leg biting. I like that one even more than foot biting now. Seem to be more tender spot on back of leg. Get better reaction from my human. He make really funny faces when I bite back of leg! We have so much fun around here.😹 Except Friday is kinda dull because my human up so early to do laundry and then he barely awake rest of day. Not know why he not just lie down and nap, like me. It so easy and fun too. Oh well, here is fun funnies for today…

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My laptop caught pneumonia. Apparently because I left Windows open.

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A little girl was watching her daddy repair his tractor.

She asked her mother, “What happens to old tractors when they finally stop working?”

Sighing, her mother answered: “Someone sells them to your father, dear.”

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My granddad always said, “When one door closes, another door opens.” Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.

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Etc.: An abbreviation to make others think you know more than you actually do.

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Kathryn’s 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words. From the back seat of the car she’d ask, “Mom, what does FGRPL spell?”

“Nothing,” Kathryn said.

Sitting at breakfast she’d suddenly ask, “Mom, what does DOEB spell?”

“Nothing,” Kathryn answered.

This went on for several days. Then one afternoon as they sat coloring in her room she asked, “Mom, what does LMDZ spell?”

Kathryn smiled at her and said, “Nothing, sweetheart.”

The 5-year-old carefully set down her crayon, sighed and said, “Boy, there sure are a lot of ways to spell Nothing!”

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There were 2 men sitting on a park bench one night;

Man #1:  “Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?”

Man #2: “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?”

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“Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”

“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”

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That all for today everyone, have nicest weekend to all of you! Thank you for reading today!

Muffin. 😽

©2024 Muffin McLeod.

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49 Comments on “Muffin’s Friday Fun! #95”

    • Huh, this just came through, plus 2 others from other people, all said they came an hour ago! And I have been sitting here waiting to see if you would answer. Sigh. Sometimes I wonder about this place.🙄

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    • Oops, forgot to answer your question. It actually did hit 104 for us today and muggy here too. But Tuesday’s high will only be 68! I have been in terrible pain all weekend.

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    • Sorry for not being regular here lately, the last 4 days have been terrible with my back. I just can’t concentrate on things when it’s like this. We hit our 104F yesterday and today only 75, tomorrow will be just 68 and so we enter into fall.🙄🍁🍂

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    • We have had a fair amount of warm days, but we had so much rain and so much cloudy weather this year. Good for keeping fires down. Last time we had such a cloudy summer was in 1993.

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  11. That it is. It sure helped with the weeds around my dock. When they can’t reach the top of the water, they die. Did you do something to aggravate your back?

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    • Good morning Dusty! Wow, you were up early this morning! Much cooler today, fairly strong north wind blowing. Still 85 inside though but I should be able to drop that down today.😊

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    • Yeah, I’m not usually on here very early anymore, but I’m going to change that, slowly and get back to the way I used to do things. Biggest problem is getting my sleep schedule back to normal.

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    • Yeah, my biggest problem is getting to sleep at night, sometimes takes 2 hours. I still need to get a sunlamp too. Yep, getting that fresh air and a bit more exercise should help. That reminds me, it’s time for my walk now. Be back later!😀

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