Muffin’s Fun! #96

Hi, hi everyone!😺 Welcome back to my Monday funnies post! Yep, I know, it not Monday, but it still Monday funny post just on Tuesday instead of Monday since Monday such a confusing day of week that is first day of week and second day of week at same time and that gets me confused cause I not know how day can be two days long and still be just one day long because it only one day and not two days and yet it two days not one day cause it first day of week for most of my readers and it second day of week for some of my readers and it enough to get me so frustrated not knowing what day it supposed to be and then I go wild and bite my human’s legs. Whew. That long one. My human limping this morning, guess I bite one leg more than other leg. Maybe I even it out later.😹 Here is funnies for today!

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The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language.

She and her husband were planning a week’s vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground asking for a reservation.

She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn’t bring herself to write the word “toilet” in her letter.

After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old-fashioned term BATHROOM COMMODE. But when she wrote that down, she still thought she was being too forward. So she started all over again and rewrote the entire letter referring to the bathroom commode merely as the BC. “Does the campground have it’s own BC?” is what she actually wrote.

Well, the campground owner wasn’t old-fashioned at all, and when he got the letter, he just couldn’t figure out what the woman was talking about. That BC business really stumped him.

After worrying about it for awhile, he showed the letter to several campers, but they couldn’t imagine what the lady meant either. So the campground owner, finally coming to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about he local Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the following reply:

Dear Madam:

I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take pleasure in informing you that a BC is located nine miles north of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time.

I admit it is quite a distance away, if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches along and make a day of it.

They usually arrive early and stay late. It is such a beautiful facility and the acoustics are marvelous. Even the normal delivery sounds can be heard.
The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now a supper is planned to raise money to buy more seats.

I would like to say it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it surely is no lack of desire on my part. As we grow old, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather.

If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks.
Remember, this is a friendly community.

Sincerely,
Campground Owner

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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That all for today, I hope you all have a very nice day!

Muffin. 😽

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