Muffin’s Fun! #97

Hi, hi everyone!😺 I back with more fun funnies for you to read and laugh with! My human slow again, him not feeling well lately. So I being nice and not biting him lately too. Kinda boring. He need to get better soon or I going to go crazy! Hey, maybe I can push some plants off table onto floor. That always fun thing to do. My human not need plants anyway, he have lots out on balcony room. He can always go out there and get more. One of his favorite plants fell on floor the other day and I not even do it. It was fan thing that blow air around. It knock plant off shelf and onto floor. Make big mess.😹 Oh well. Here is funnies for today…

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One evening, a bird-lover stood in his backyard and hooted like an owl — and an owl called back to him!  They had a whole “conversation.”

He tried it again the next night, and the next — and the owl always answered.  He was fascinated.

Sometime later his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor. “My husband spends his nights … calling out to owls,” she said.

“That’s odd,” the neighbor replied. “So does my husband.”

Just then it dawned on them.

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The way to achieve inner peace is to finish the things we have started. Today I finished a Krispy Kreme, 2 bags of potato chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already…

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Taking great pains to be specific, the new auto-shop teacher on our staff explained to three of his students that he wanted them to clean a car that was parked outside. He gave them two extension cords, the vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags and the car keys.  He mentioned that the car was one to be used in his class.

Later he went out and discovered them sitting in the car, feet up on the dashboard, listening to the stereo. “Why aren’t you vacuuming the car?” he asked.

“Because the extension cord wouldn’t reach,” was the reply.

Exasperated, the teacher stated, “That’s why I gave you two.”

“We tried the other one,” a student said, “but it wouldn’t reach either.”

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Why be difficult?  Put in some effort and be impossible.

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I hope you like funnies for today! Have nice day to all of you!

Muffin. 😽

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