Muffin’s Friday Fun! #98

Hi, ho everyone!😻 Oh, I so tired today. It laundry day for my human and that mean we get up sooooo early. Now I need to nap for rest of day and catch up on sleep. It very nice day for napping too, lots sunshine spots for me to nap in. I was out on balcony room early this morning too. It so fun out there, great place to have nap. But right now I on favorite napping chair and letting my human do work today. Here is funnies for you….

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Steve: “Since Mr. Wilson has lost his money, half his friends don’t know him anymore.”

Jen: “And the other half?”

Steve: “They don’t know yet that he’s lost his money.”

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It’s my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson.

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There’s a labor dispute at my office. The boss wants me to do some.

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The wealthy socialite Mrs. Smythe was making final arrangements for an elaborate reception.

“Nora,” she said to her veteran assistant, “for the first half-hour I want you to stand at the drawing-room door and call the guests’ names as they arrive.”

Nora’s face lit up. “Thank you, ma’am,” she replied. “I’ve been wanting to do that to some of your friends for the last 20 years.”

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The trouble with wishful thinking is that it’s usually 99% wishful and 1% thinking.

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I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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Well, that all for today, have very nice weekend time! Don’t forget to nap in sunshine!

Muffin. 😽

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