For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi everyone!π» I so excited today! Why am I so excited? Look at number of post today…next funnies post will be number 100! I so excited. My human going to give me surprise gift for making it to number 100. I can hardly wait for it. I go looking all over to see if I can find it, but I not finding it anywhere at all. I ask where he hide it, but he say he not can tell me because it wouldn’t be surprise if he did. I say that okay, then he can get me something else for surprise and use this gift for surprise today. But he say there nothing special today. I tell him, that why it would be such big surprise!πΉ He not agree.π Sigh. Anyway, here is funnies for today…
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Some people not only have bad luck…they’re carriers.
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I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop.
βSo, have you learned anything?β asked the cop.
βYes, I have,β I began. βI’ve learned it’s time to find a new way home from work.β
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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
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If you see somebody acting stupid — it might not be an act, it might be the real thing.
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I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully…
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A couple from the city went to a Dude Ranch while in Texas.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.
He told her one had a horn and one didn’t.Β
She replied, “The one without the horn is fine. I don’t expect we’ll run into too much traffic.”
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Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.
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When people complain that they don’t get what they deserve, they don’t know how fortunate they are.
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That all for today everyone, I be back on Wednesday!
Muffin. π½
Β©2024 Muffin McLeod.
Love the saddle joke!
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Me happy you enjoyed today human Sheree!πΉ Have nice day!πΊ
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You two too
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We both thank you human Sheree! My poor human sick todayπ so I not bite him today.π»
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Tell him to get well soon
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Me thank you. He starting to get better today, so maybe tomorrow he back to normal.π»
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