Muffin’s Monday Fun! #99

Hi, hi everyone!😻 I so excited today! Why am I so excited? Look at number of post today…next funnies post will be number 100! I so excited. My human going to give me surprise gift for making it to number 100. I can hardly wait for it. I go looking all over to see if I can find it, but I not finding it anywhere at all. I ask where he hide it, but he say he not can tell me because it wouldn’t be surprise if he did. I say that okay, then he can get me something else for surprise and use this gift for surprise today. But he say there nothing special today. I tell him, that why it would be such big surprise!😹 He not agree.🙄 Sigh. Anyway, here is funnies for today…

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Some people not only have bad luck…they’re carriers.

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I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop.

“So, have you learned anything?” asked the cop.

“Yes, I have,” I began. “I’ve learned it’s time to find a new way home from work.”

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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

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If you see somebody acting stupid — it might not be an act, it might be the real thing.

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I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully…

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A couple from the city went to a Dude Ranch while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

He told her one had a horn and one didn’t. 

She replied, “The one without the horn is fine. I don’t expect we’ll run into too much traffic.”

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Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.

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When people complain that they don’t get what they deserve, they don’t know how fortunate they are.

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That all for today everyone, I be back on Wednesday!

Muffin. 😽

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