Muffin’s Monday Fun! #101

Hi, hi everyone!😺 Wow, it such a busy day here today. My human go shopping, have fun banging head on counter at post office because things not working, putting away groceries, when he get home, trip on mat in hallway, knock back into door handle making him do human purring for me, hit head on cupboard door so he can do more human purring. He such thoughtful human, doing all this fun just for me!😹🙄 Most of morning I nap in sunshine spot next to open window. Very nice morning indeed. Now, here is funnies for you to enjoy…

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PROFESSIONALISM TEST

Read this out loud:

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word only, in each line from the start.

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For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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The trouble with skunks is that they don’t have common scents.

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2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Didn’t jog.

2021: Didn’t jog.

2022: Didn’t jog.

2023: Didn’t jog.

2024: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

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If you eat your cake fast enough, your Fitbit will think you’re walking.

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Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apples? Turns out he was in cider trading.

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NEW WORDS FOR EDUCATORS

Letter of recondemnation – A letter of reference from the wrong person.

Magnetic schools – Special schools in which students are either attracted to or repelled by the other students.

McDone – Students unable to participate in the afternoon’s learning activities because they consumed large amounts of fast food for lunch.

Meview – A class review of material in which the only one really reviewing is the teacher.

Pager-turner – A reading so enthralling that the students turn off their phones so they can finish it uninterrupted.

Plausea – The nauseous feeling a teacher gets while trying to figure out if a student’s excuse is believable or not.

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Well, that all for today everyone, hope you have nice Monday day! Don’t forget to nap in sunshine!

Muffin. 😽

©2024 Steve McLeod