Muffin’s Midweek Fun! #102

Hi to all my fun readers who like to read my fun funnies post!😺 I hope everyone is having a nice day and enjoying some fun to have fun with so it will be a fun day for you. My human and I are having fun day too. He kick toe and jump up and down on one foot doing human purring, then he almost fall onto my litter box and he make funny noises like AAAAAAA, OOOOOOO, NNNNOOOO! But fortunately he miss my litter box or he probably would have broken it and that not be fun at all except I would get new litter box which would be okie dokie too but I not really need new litter box since my human just got me new litter box not long ago. Oh well, we have fun anyway. I get lots laughs around here.😹 Here is funnies for you today…

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NEW WORDS FOR EDUCATORS
Part 2

Powerpointless – A wonderfully executed, high-tech presentation completely devoid of meaningful content.

Signotsure – The signature that comes back on a mid term report that looks more like the student’s than the parent’s.

Strobed – Feeling you have after spending all day in a classroom with florescent lights that do that flicker thing.

Teacherscreen – The student who stands in front of you to purposefully block your view of the rest of the class as he asks you a question.

Vistamized – A student so fascinated with the view from the classroom window that he has completely lost touch with what’s going on inside the classroom.

Seatables – The little pieces of school lunch that hide on the seats of school lunchroom chairs waiting to adhere to the next unsuspecting sitter.

Wired classroom – Any classroom in which the teacher has had more than five cups of coffee and each student has had more than five cans of Coca Cola.

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The trial went on for 4 weeks with testimony by both sides. Finally, the jury retired to determine the verdict.

After 2 days the jury had reached a decision to acquit the prisoner.

Judge: “What possible reason could you have for acquitting the prisoner?”

Foreman: “Insanity, sir.”

Judge: “What, all twelve of you?”

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I can’t remember the name of my homing pigeon but I’m sure it’ll come to me.

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After a long and serious operation, Lena ended up in a coma. Try as they might, the doctors just couldn’t bring her out of it. When her husband Ralph came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news.

“We just can’t wake her. It doesn’t look good I’m afraid,” the doctor told Ralph in a quiet somber voice.

Ralph looked at Lena and with a soft trembling voice said “But doctor, she’s so young. She’s only 45.”

“37” came the weak reply from Lena.

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I hate when people ask what I did yesterday. I don’t know. I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something. Sighed heavily, The list goes on.

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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

“Ever have an accident?”

“Nope, nary a one.”

“None? You’ve never had any accidents.”

“Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.”

“Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?”

“No. That varmint bit me on purpose.”

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That all for today everyone, have nice day!

Muffin. 😽

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