Muffin’s Fun! #110

Hi, hi to all my friends and readers!😻 I looked outside this morning and everything looked white! It not snow though, my human say it called frost. Sure was lots of it out there, everything so white and sparkly in sunshine. It all gone now and it nice and sunny day, but staying cold, but next week it maybe warm up a little bit. We see. Here are funnies for Friday…

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Caution: On diet. Hungry. May bite if provoked!!

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John goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”

“We’re short-handed, John,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” “

Thanks, boss,” says John, “I knew I could count on you!”

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A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.  Isn’t that handy?

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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.

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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

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Patient: “Doctor, doctor!  I keep seeing spots before my eyes!”

Doctor: “Have you seen an ophthalmologist?”

Patient: “No, just spots.”

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Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound…but when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don’t lose a pound???

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That all for today everyone! I hope you all have a very nice weekend time. Don’t forget to nap in sunshine for a while!

Muffin. 😽

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