Muffin’s Fun! #111

Hi, hi everyone!😺 I happy to see you all again! Well, I not actually able to see you, but it just a greeting that sound nice. That what my human tell me. Sound kind of strange to say “see you” when not can see you. Not even can hear you. But I can see what you “like” when press icon and I see what you write when leaving comment. So, maybe my human right after all when he say “see you” is right kind of greeting to say. Human speak is hard to learn sometimes. Meow and mew is so much easier. At least for cats it is. Bark and woof is what dogs speak, and it easy to learn also. Oh well, here is fun funnies for your Monday day…

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While visiting a water show, a tourist asked one of the divers, “Why do
scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?

To which the diver replied, “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the
boat.”

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My favorite essential oil is bacon grease.

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Little did he know … but that didn’t stop him.

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The way to achieve inner peace is to finish the things we have started. Today I finished a Krispy Kreme, 2 bags of potato chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already…

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A woman’s husband died. He had $100,000 to his name.

After paying all the funeral expenses, she told her closest friend that there was no money left.

The friend asked, “How can that be? You told me he had $100,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?”

The widow replied, “Well, the funeral cost me $16,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation to the church, pay the organist and all. That was $1500, and I spent another $1500 for the wake, the food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone.”

The friend asked, “$80,500 for the memorial stone? My goodness, how big was it?”

The widow replied, “Three carats.”

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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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If you don’t want anyone to get your goat, don’t let them know where you have it tied.

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That all for today, glad you joined me today! Have great Monday!

Muffin. 😽

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