Muffin’s Fun! #112

Hi to everyone out there!😺 I back again! My human say he forgot to do my post on Wednesday. That was so funny! I really laugh about that. Imagine, he forget! hehehehehe!😹 I not think he will forget again though. He much too sore after forgetting on Wednesday. Yep. He not forget. I make pretty patterns all over back of legs. Yep, so much fun. For some reason my human not laugh about it though.🙄 But he kind of strange that way. Anyway, here is fun funnies for Friday…

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I had been walking for miles after my car broke down coming back from a hectic day of exhausting meetings hours out of town. Plus, my phone had died.

Since leaving my vehicle the weather had turned and I could see a downpour was inevitable before I would find a place to call for help. So I decided to try hitchhiking.

The first 5 or 6 cars passed me by, the drivers staring forward pretending to not see me. But eventually someone did pull over and just in time! As I got into the car the first couple of expected raindrops fell on the hood and windshield.

As we pulled away from the side of the road the driver asked me, “Aren’t you afraid I might be a serial killer?

“Looking dead ahead, I replied, “The odds of two serial killers being in the same car are extremely unlikely!”

The absolute silence in the car, as we travelled to the next town, was the most peaceful part of my whole day!

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The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”

“Thanks,” said the employee.

“Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?”

“I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”

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DEEP OBSERVATIONS

> There are breathtakingly beautiful sights on uninhabited planets all over the universe that no one will ever see.

> Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave.

> People are forever looking at scratched screen protectors to avoid using scratched cellphone screens.

> Makeup shouldn’t be allowed in beauty contests.

> No one describes their children as average. Even though, by definition, most of them are.

> People tend to mix right and left, but they never mix up and down.

> Complaining about the younger generation has been a thing for all of human history.

> It is far too easy to bite the sides of one’s mouth.

> A couple more generations and no one will know what clockwise is anymore.

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Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised, his mother asked, “Why are you home from school so early?”

Johnny said, “They let me go early because I was the only one who could answer a tough question.”

“Oh, really? What was the question?” his mother asked.

“Who threw the eraser at the teacher?”

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I finally got my head together and my body fell apart.

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That all for today everyone, I hope you all have a very nicest weekend!!

Muffin.😽🍁🍂

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