Muffin’s Fun! #114

Hi everyone and happy Friday to all of you!😻 I not sure why humans get excited about Friday, but my human say they do. Very strange. All days the same for us cats, and other animals too. So, I study about it. Days have different names, so that probably why human people get excited about some days more than other days. They like the names better. Monday seems to be day that human people don’t like. But they do like Friday. So, I say, why not change days around. Put Friday as first day of week for some of you, and second day of week for us over here. Then put Monday in place where Friday was. Then human people will like beginning of week and maybe like end of week too since it before weekend time. My human say it not work. He putting bandages on now.😹 Here is funnies for today…

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We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway.

“Finally!” I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the driver walked up to the house. “I’ve been waiting twelve years for this!”

“Don’t blame me, lady,” he said. “I just got the order this morning.”

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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.  The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

“Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled.  “Forget your troubles. Come dine with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Awe, come on,” the farmer insisted.

“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “but Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish !” the neighbor said with a smile.  “By the way, where is he?”

“Under the corn.”

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Cleaning house with children at home is a lot like snow blowing during a blizzard.

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A woman isn’t feeling well and goes into Urgent Care:

Nurse: “have you experienced a sudden loss of taste?”

Patient: “No, I’ve always dressed this way.”

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Children are like pancakes. The first one always comes out a little weird.

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Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?”

Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc.”

Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order.”

Patient: “You told me to avoid people who irritate me.”

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Ate a box of Girl Scouts’ Thin Mints cookies. Didn’t get thinner. I don’t think they work.

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That all the funnies for Friday, hope everyone have very nice weekend time!

Muffin. 😽

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