Muffin’s Fun! #115

Hi, hi everyone!😻 Happy Monday to you and Monday is Funday around here because that is day I publish my funnies post. And if it funnies then it must be funday! Okay, maybe not, but we pretend it is anyway. My human go shopping and want to look at shirt hanging on rack. Not sure why store is so mean to shirt, but anyway, he go to look at it. He want certain size, but so many shirts stuffed onto rack make it hard to get right size shirt. He pull and pull and finally get it! And 4 other shirts fall to floor. He bend down to pick up shirts, hit head on cart. He try again and get shirts but not can put them back on rack. Finally he give up and lay shirts on top of rack. Then he see that shirt he want is wrong size. He give big sigh and lay shirt on top of rack and walk away. Oh well, maybe next time.😹 Here is funnies for today…

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“The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam.

The professor looked the student over and replied, “I think you will have lots of problems on the final.”

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A tornado hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It tore off the roof, and picked up the bed on which the farmer and his wife were sleeping. By some miracle, the cyclone set them down unharmed in the next county over.

The wife was sobbing uncontrollably. “Don’t be scared, Mary,” her husband said. “We’re not hurt.”

Mary continued to cry. “I’m not scared,” she said between sobs. “I’m happy…this is the first time in 14 years we’ve been out together.”

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Why do they call it a “building”?  It’s all finished, isn’t it?  Why not call it a “built”?

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Went to the doctor yesterday and he asked me if obesity runs in m family? I told him no one runs in my family.

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Last year I entered a marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.

The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?”

I replied: “You really want to know?”

Then I dropped out of the race.

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There would be less childhood inactivity if children had to chop wood to keep their smart phones going.

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I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.

My boss asked, “What companies?”

Gas, water and electricity.

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Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

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That all for today, have nice day to everyone!

Muffin. 😽

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