Muffin’s Weekend Fun! #116

Hi everyone and Meow to you as well!😻 It such beautiful nice and sunny day. And sunshine is shining right on my favorite bed right now too. That just perfect! I love to sleep in sunshine. I sorry for not being here yesterday, but my human say he want to try something different. So instead of Friday fun it going to be Weekend fun. I not sure why he want to change all the time. What wrong with being same all the time. But he always been that way whole life he says. Very strange behavior. Sigh. Maybe it time for more discussions.😼😹 I wait and see. Here is today’s funnies for you…

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A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the behavior of the giant rat of Sumatra.

Around dusk of the first day, he’s sitting by the campfire with his guide when in the distance, he hears tribal drums. They get louder. The guide announces, “I don’t like the sound of those drums.”

Dusk turns to evening. The drums get louder. The guide says, “I really don’t like the sound of those drums.”

Evening turns to dead of night. The drums get louder and louder, until it is obvious that the drummers must be quite close. The guide hollers this time, “I really don’t like the sound of those drums.”

Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out, “Hey man, he’s not our regular drummer!”

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Money won’t buy happiness but it will pay for a large staff to study the problem.

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I heard the word “icy” was easy to spell. Looking at it now I can see why.

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THE TRUTH ABOUT CHILDREN

– A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

– A young child is a noise with dirt on it.

– An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

– Familiarity breeds children.

– Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

– If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

– It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they’ll know as little as their parents.

– Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

– You can learn many things from children … like how much patience you have.

– Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

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That all for today everyone! Have nicest weekend time!

Muffin. 😽

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