Muffin’s Fun! #118

Hi to everyone and Meow to my cat friends too!😻 It another nice sunshiny day which mean I get to nap in sunny spots for long time. Except right now. Sun not shining in big window yet, at least not where I nap. But it be here real soon. Then I go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, such nice warm sunshine. And I can stretch out and get warm all over me. My human like sunshine too, except when he use laptop. Sun shines on laptop and he not able to see nothing. Well, if there nothing to see then why he want to see it? He very strange human sometimes. Nice, but strange.😹 Oh well, here is funnies for today…

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MURPHY’s TECHNOLOGY LAWS
Part 1

Murphy’s Technology Law #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy’s Technology Law #2: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Murphy’s Technology Law #3: Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Murphy’s Technology Law #4: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy’s Technology Law #5: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy’s Technology Law #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

Murphy’s Technology Law #7: All great discoveries are made by mistake.

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If a gang of robbers dove into a swimming pool, would that cause a crime wave?

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I’ve found that if you tuck one part of your pants legs into your sock, people expect less of you.

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My Saturday was going well until I realized it was Sunday.

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That all for today everyone, have great mid week day!

Muffin 😽

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