Muffin’s Weekend Fun! #119

Hi everyone!😻 Meow!😺 oooo, I so late today!🙀 It so cloudy and cold and just want to sleep kind of day today. So that what I been doing all morning. Except early this morning. Then I wide awake and my human he want to sleep. I say it time to wake up and run and have fun. He say he want to sleep. I say run and have fun. He still say want to sleep. So I jump on tummy. Now he want to run and have fun.😹 Until he run into closet door. Then he want to sit down again. Sigh. It fun while it lasted. Just not last long enough. Here is funnies for today, have fun!

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MURPHY’s TECHNOLOGY LAWS
Part 2

Murphy’s Technology Law #8: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Murphy’s Technology Law #9: All’s well that ends… period.

Murphy’s Technology Law #10: A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

Murphy’s Technology Law #11: The first myth of management is that it exists.

Murphy’s Technology Law #12: A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Murphy’s Technology Law #13: New systems generate new problems.

Murphy’s Technology Law #14: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Murphy’s Technology Law #15: We don’t know one-millionth of one percent about anything.

Murphy’s Technology Law #16: Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Murphy’s Technology Law #17: A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

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A burglar decided to burgle the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob.” He did so.

Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.

As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning, “Can’t trust nobody no more!”

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Jury: Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

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It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.

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Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.

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That all for today, have very nice weekend everyone!

Muffin. 😽

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