Muffin’s Midweek Fun! #121

Hi, hi to everyone!😻 I back again with some more fun funnies for you to laugh at. Or maybe chuckle. Or perhaps giggle. Maybe smile? I been looking for some new fun funnies to share and I finally found fun funnies for friends. Hey, that good one. Try say “I finally found fun funnies for friends” 10X real fast. Maybe not able to do it. hehehehe!😹 It very dark and wet day today. No sunshine for naps. Not cat weather, that for sure. Anyway, here is funnies for today…

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A man goes skydiving for the first time.

After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the plane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.

Suddenly, he looks down and he can’t believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver — by this time scared out of his wits — yells,

“Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?”

The other guy yells back, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”

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TOP 12 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are you Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You’re not gonna check the trunk are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Wow, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the officer says, “Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?”

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That all for today, but I be back on Friday with some more fun for you!

Muffin. 😽🍁🍂

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