Muffin’s Fun Time! #4

Hi everyone!😻 A big meow to you as well! I very happy you come back each week to read my fun funnies! I should have been here yesterday but there was technical issues again, but I here now and ready to share more fun with everyone! So, let’s get started…

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Son: I watched a guy do 50 push-ups in a row. Can you do that, Dad?

Dad: Of course, son. I could probably even watch someone do 100 push ups.

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My dog will eat anything…until you put a pill in it, then he eats everything except the pill.

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It’s frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

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Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, the young daughter said unhappily, “Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?”

The woman shot her an angry look, “How dare you talk about your father like that!”

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As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of … it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

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A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit.

After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, “Don’t you give out warnings?”

“Yes, ma’am,” he replied. “They’re all up and down the road. They say, ‘Speed Limit 55.'”

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Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery. The GPS blurted out, “You have reached your final destination.”

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A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning,” said the caller, “I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions. Occupation?”

“Homemaker,” replied the woman.

“Husband’s occupation?”

“Manufacturer.”

“Children?”

“No,” said the woman. “Furniture.”

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Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I’m alive.

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After months of searching, Dewey found a job in electrical engineering.

Dewey traveled to various locales to analyze and fix problems with his company’s equipment. Yet it frustrated him that his employer gave him little training.

One day Dewey heard about some training classes coming up and asked his boss if he might attend.

“For sure,” his boss said. “I was already planning on sending you.”

“You were?”

“Of course, who do you think is going to be teaching it?”

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That all for today everyone, I hope you all have a great week!

Muffin. 😽

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