Muffin’s Fun Time! #12

Hi to everyone out there wherever you are! 😻 I back again with some fun funnies for fantastic friends! Me hope you like them. I think my human not feeling well. This second week in row that he go shopping and nothing funny happen to him. That not normal, so must be something wrong. Plus I not have anything funny to write about him. That not nice. Maybe he deliberately being more careful so I not have something to write about. Oh well, have funnies to share anyway…

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If every computer were replaced with an Etch-A-Sketch:

1. No boot-up problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q:   My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   What’s the shortcut for Undo?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I create a New Document window?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A:   Don’t shake it.

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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

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The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always significant. It’s symbolizes authority and prestige.

When I pinned on my new Air Force gold bars and stepped out to face the world, I encountered a staff sergeant.

He gave me a snappy salute and said, “Good morning, Lieutenant. Your hat is on backwards, sir.”

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My twin brother called me from prison. He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”

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I’m about 3 pounds from Google Maps listing me as a roundabout.

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That all for today everyone, but I be back again real soon!

Muffin. 😽

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